Monday, March 8, 2010

LES V Train - m4m - 31

As you walked into the train car I knew that I had to have you. You wore some amazing tight jeans and you looked around a little auspiciously, but it was really hot. I got up and walked over to you. We chatted about how the V Train was just a silly, pointless train. You laughed and moved your blond hair out of your eyes and glanced into mine. My heart fluttered.

So we got off the train together and went and got a coffee.

It was a good first date. I can't wait for the second one.

Which is happening on Wednesday.

So am I hoping he reads this? Or what? Cause I could just send a text...

66th and Broadway - m4f - 37

Me: Taxi Cab driver. Short, thin, handsome.

You: Beautiful Blond Girl, high heels, luscious hips, a good sense of humor and a brilliant smile.

You were crossing the street at 66th and broadway near Lincoln Center. I was in a cab. You waved me down. I got distracted and I hit you. With my cab.

But then we started dating.

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A HIT CONNECTION!

Upper West Side, 72nd and Amsterdam - m4f - 29

You: This girl Angela I brought home.

Me: This guy Mitch you agreed to come home with..

I am currently looking at you as we are having sex.

I'm the man.

And I also already have your phone number.

Nailed it.

LaGuardia Airport - f4m - 26

You: A tall handsome man that was flying back to LaGuardia airport from San Francisco via Houston. Dark hair, five oclock shadow, sexy sexy smile.

Me: A 26 year old red head, blue shirt, jeans, flats and a cute giggle.

We met in the plane and you kept coyly looking over at me and I giggled and we started talking. Throughout the entire conversation I felt there was something between us that was very strong, a real connection. You made a joke about Voltaire. I laughed.

When we got off the plane we parted ways and I was sad. But then you ran back and you got my number and you called me the next day and we're going out tonight.

I'm excited.

So is the point of this just to brag? I don't get it...